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  • Writer's pictureSimon Faiers


Nobody really uses chimneys any more, so there's no way Santa could be using those to get into people's houses, even if he were slim enough to fit inside one. My own theory is that Santa liquifies himself, slides under your door, and solidifies himself on the other side. I still haven't quite figured out how he gets the presents under the door, though.

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