Never mind UFOs, ghosts or the Abominable Snowman - the biggest mystery in this world is these strange little googly-eyed jelly monster things that have been around since (at least) the early 80s, lurking in the pocket money sections of toyshops and inside plastic capsules in slot machines, waiting for innocent children to pop them on their fingers, and I just have a few questions:
What are they?
Where are they coming from?
What do they want?
There's nothing on Google to tell you anything about these things, only links to stores selling them, and if that doesn't raise alarm bells for anyone, I don't know what should.